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Give up? Well it wouldn't be much use sending you to post a letter.
(on a more serious note, if I ever do want to send off a letter and I ask you to do it for me, please don't try to post it in an Elephant)

2007-07-17 02:44:16 · 12 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

dark raven, I guess you're right, thinking about it it would be hard to get them confused

2007-07-17 02:57:51 · update #1

Sweet Polly Purebrea…etc, yes I get it, ex-fed

2007-07-17 03:09:58 · update #2

12 answers

Uh the elephant has a trunk and the post box, the rural ones,. has got a flag. Plus it stands still and won't try to eat your mail. See now we know why never to post it in an elephant; I just told you why.

2007-07-17 14:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 0 0

Use Pony Express, not Elephant Express.

And, what do ya call someone who used to work for Federal Express?

Give up?

An Ex-Fed! Har-de-har-har! Snort!

2007-07-17 10:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

ok...no elephants but can i post it through a camels post orffice lol

2007-07-17 09:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by sheru 6 · 0 0

elephant can crash post box by stepping on it while post box can't crash elephant by stepping on the elephant!

2007-07-17 09:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by kit 3 · 0 0

If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be seconds away from death.

2007-07-17 10:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0 0

You can pack a backpack but you can't pachyderm.

2007-07-17 09:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by jamoca 7 · 2 0

totally different spelling
totally different thing
totally different purpose
totally different size
shall I go on?

2007-07-17 09:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmmm I'm not sure this is very funny...

2007-07-17 09:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by davidluv4 2 · 0 0

GET A LIFE DEARY THAT'S JUST IT

2007-07-17 09:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha.

2007-07-17 09:55:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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