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The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like mechanics ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington D.C , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable."

2007-07-17 02:13:25 · 8 answers · asked by Moondog 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

As a surgeon, I prefer to have surgeons on my operating table. If you make a mistake, you can always wake them up and ask for advice!

2007-07-17 02:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0 0

I have answered a question like this be4, did u copy it?

2007-07-17 02:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0 0

So true! Great Joke! I love it!

~Candice~

2007-07-17 02:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0 0

lol that's tru! Good one

2007-07-17 02:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by ♥PrInCeSs♥ 2 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-07-17 02:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by The Boy Next Door 3 · 0 0

Love your style MOONDOG. Keep them coming.............

2007-07-17 02:28:34 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0 0

lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS

running to the toilet before i piss myself

2007-07-17 02:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 1 0

i couldnt agree with u any more... LOL!

2007-07-17 02:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0 0

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