A Farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne , too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says. "This is a special day for me, and I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the man. As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different c@ck," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, What a coincidence. . ..
2007-07-17 01:54:02 · 9 answers · asked by Bfloyd15 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bfloyd15, you're the greatest...............
2007-07-17 02:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you.
2007-07-17 09:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2007-07-17 09:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by heybaybay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-17 09:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!!!
2007-07-17 08:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny. made me laugh.
2007-07-17 09:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! thats is FUNNY! :oP
2007-07-17 09:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 09:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by The Boy Next Door 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 10:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Conrey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋