A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.... Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son," she said. Please follow me."
The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."!
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway and pull the door closed behind you." He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS !
2007-07-17 01:43:19 · 34 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent-im still laughing!!xx
2007-07-17 02:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant!
Thanks for the laughs!
10/10 and a star is on it's way! *
2007-07-17 02:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't he goes to the second door since it's also facing the car park? and with a sign?who is the moron who wrote the story?
2016-04-01 08:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the last one for me Calamity. Can't take anymore. Hope to read you tomorrow.
2007-07-17 02:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A life time joke indeed!
2007-07-17 04:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny, im gonna add that to my joke list, lol. good job
2007-07-17 01:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes around comes around funny but heard it b4
2007-07-17 04:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by deepee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would anyone wanna do a nun anyway
2007-07-17 02:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good,LMAO,I needed a laugh
2007-07-17 01:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-07-17 03:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋