bed that you can think of... I once woke up and rolled over, looked at my ex and said ' damn, i thought my nightmare wasover but then I woke up next to you'
2007-07-17 01:38:52 · 20 answers · asked by Tiger01204 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Say "You are not as good as your sister"
2007-07-17 02:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should become as flatulent as you can Beans are good about an hour before bed Curries etc,etc, and take up the art on snoring it's hard work but the end result is worth it. Oh yes and get some porn mags and leave them lying around everywhere opened to a page of a woman that looks nothing like her at all at all. Or perhaps a Bloke (it's just a suggestion mind!!) Bad dental hygiene now that's another one smelly socks Oh it goes on and on the mind boggles. It won't be long before you are out of the dogs house sorry bitches house.
Good luck Lad.
2007-07-17 20:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by mailliam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say to my current; "waking up to you would be more magnificent if you just were so atrociously ugly".
While she deliberated on what i meant (and me too) i would put back my boxer-shorts and then call up some fine honey i know, to relieve the stress she put me through all through the night we were supposed to making lurve.
2007-07-17 08:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call her by her sisters...or her mums name. Guaranteed to see you punted through the front door right sharpish!
2007-07-17 08:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do that weird 'moody silence' thing that you guys are so good at. Be sulky and unresponsive and she'll get bored of you. She'll dump you instead of you having to do the dumping. Painless.
2007-07-17 08:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha nice one man
2007-07-17 08:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if your partners is a woman call em by a mans name,
2007-07-17 08:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just don't get in the bed in the first place if you don't like her
2007-07-17 08:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya brother was better than you is pretty guaranteed lmao
2007-07-17 08:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by womble 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a poo next to their pillow?
2007-07-17 08:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by RedSnook 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋