that just a cure for warts? Any ideas?
2007-07-17 01:22:38 · 15 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You plotted the messiah's death...of course satan will take your soul, he doesn't need to buy it! Otherwise you could ask Eddie McGuire what bargains satan does!
2007-07-17 01:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy the satanic bible, or call a member of the temple of Set. There is instructions on how you can do it through those mediums. While you're at it why don't you sell some real estate on the moon or some other stuff you don't have. I never understood selling your soul really, if you believe in god and the devil but choose to sell your soul to the bad guy then you're just stupid. If you don't believe in them, then you're wasting your time selling something you don't believe you even have. Or, you're just really lazy and are looking for a way out of your problems and figure divinity is going to be the only way out. Either way you'll be wart-free. :)
2007-07-17 08:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Agnostic Front 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try E-Bay. I believe the basic requirements are , gullibility, a low IQ, and long term indoctrination. The Green Lobby have banned the `dead cat`superstition, although a live cat should still work.
2007-07-17 08:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try selling stuff on Craigslist...I sold my shirt and now I've been saved by so many priests I just can't walk straight..I mean think straight.
2007-07-17 09:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan isn't buying souls, silly. People are begging to get into Hell. Why would he pay your way?
2007-07-17 08:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you would want to. But if you don't confess Jesus is Lord, and have a relationship with Him, I believe you have done what you wanted.
2007-07-17 08:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need a broker. Ask an estate agent or lawyer, they'd know.
2007-07-17 08:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO NEED. U JUST NEED TO GET INTO ONE OF THE BAD VICES BUT YOU GOT A HIGH PRICE TO PAY AND EVENTUALLY U SUFFER.
2007-07-17 08:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by Bright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just keep asking questions like this and blashpheme God and you won't have to do anything else, you soul is as good as
"sold"
2007-07-17 08:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is hard considering that satan isn't real.
2007-07-17 08:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋