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On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did
what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,
PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He
couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable
pleasure.

2007-07-17 01:08:39 · 5 answers · asked by tonal syndrome 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme
ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What ha
ppened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the
nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. "
Your balls are in the bucket under the bed "

2007-07-17 01:09:12 · update #1

5 answers

liked it! star 4 u!!

2007-07-17 01:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch! Great Joke! I love it!

~Candice~

2007-07-17 08:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 0 0

ouch! sum bich' that must have hurt like a mo fo! nice one!

2007-07-17 08:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0 0

lol lol wow funny

2007-07-17 08:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
cnt stop laughing!

2007-07-17 08:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by witch 2 · 0 0

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