A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked
To go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
Get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack
Enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick
My
Things up"
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this
Sounds
A bit fishy
But being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband
Asked The following weekend he came home, a little tired but
Otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he
Caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill,
And a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
Pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied,
I did. They're in your fishing box.....
2007-07-16 23:14:16 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BUSTED!!!
lol love it!!
star*
xx
2007-07-22 22:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goody
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH"
"What fish?" the man asked.
2007-07-16 23:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good One, Actually heared it before, the funny thing is that as i was reading it, i was thinking about the this very same joke...
Funny Hey!!!
2007-07-17 00:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Alyssia G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe that's funny I like it a LOT!!! If you want you can turn it into a blonde joke!!! Star*
2016-05-20 00:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too similar to brokeback mountain
2007-07-23 11:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this before but still a good joke
2007-07-17 00:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL excellent! LOL Very wise woman!! LOL
2007-07-23 12:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by LadyNitecat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
2007-07-16 23:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Conan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...that was very funny :)...a star for you :)
2007-07-16 23:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C A U G H T~~H O O K~~L I N E~~&~~S I N K E R!!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-16 23:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋