and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?", he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?, he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells: "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear asses downstairs, and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time: "I haven't made the friggen porridge yet!"
2007-07-16 23:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol funny
2007-07-17 00:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by celia :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good story!
2007-07-17 06:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the story i was brought up on, so yes it is!.
2007-07-17 06:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Damski007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor bears had to BEAR the brunt!!!!!
2007-07-17 06:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeap, its true.
2007-07-17 06:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋