in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'
there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One
morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, "Friends I
have been hearing very nasty rumors!"
The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued,
"One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a member of
the dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.' This, of course, is not true! I am
asking that the guilty party confess and apologize now - right here
- before my flock of loyal followers."
A young woman quickly stood up blushing and trembling and pled,
"Preacher, please, I don't know how this all came to be. I just
mentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard under
the sheets."
2007-07-16 23:09:38 · 4 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-16 23:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Indianamom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 06:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 07:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by celia :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 06:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋