He says "Sorry Officers what did I do wrong"
The officers reply "You have done nothing wrong sir but your wife fell out the car about 2 miles back"
THe guy replies "Thank f*ck for that I thought I had suddenly gone deaf"
2007-07-16 23:08:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one,lol.......................
2007-07-16 23:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The officers told a guy he did NOTHING wrong after he let his wife fall out of his car?
2007-07-17 06:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
a husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the 40th anniversary
the husband yells,"when u die,i'm going to get u a head stone that reads"here lies my wife-as cold as ever"
"yeah"
she replies"i'm getting u a headstone that reads"here lies my husband-stiff at last"
2007-07-17 06:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man shows up late for work with his hands and clothing covered in blood. His coworkers all jump up to see if he is alright.
"I'll be fine."
"What happened??"
"We buried my mother-in-law today."
"Oh, sorry to hear that.. but what happened to you?"
"Well, she didn't want to be buried."
2007-07-17 06:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Noodle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋