For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
2007-07-16 23:07:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Definitely awesome....a must-share joke of the day! Here's the star....
2007-07-16 23:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-07-18 21:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats brilliant....v. funny....
can never be too careful when the kids are around!!
have a star....& cheers for the laugh!!
2007-07-16 23:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I liked it. Giving you a star!!
2007-07-16 23:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Noodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it makes me laugh everytime
2007-07-16 23:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-07-16 23:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggly funny...
2007-07-17 00:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Alyssia G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be American. What gave it away, must be the Dollar Sign.
2007-07-16 23:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Paul T 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
2007-07-16 23:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ahahahah! nice one...
2007-07-17 01:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋