a man stood on a burning deck
eating red hot scollops
One fell down his trouser leg
and burnt him on the ankle......
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Completely missed his b*ll*cks.
2007-07-16 22:48:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FISH
2007-07-16 22:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Rayah N 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I researched this joke by putting it in front of a live studio audience. Expectations were high at the commencement of the attempted anecdote due to the strong opening, however their reactions were unsurprisingly bemused as the timing of the punchline was completely out of place, jaws dropped with bewilderment, a few minutes of silence follow by a few hisses which became louder until the whole place erupted with boos and a mass riot broke out causing hundreds and thousands of pounds of damage! My conclusions were it wasn't a particularly hilarious joke, having analyse the build up it did cause anticipation amongst the crowd with a few titters here and there that were noted! then the disastrous ending which exasperated a few causing a chain reaction. I'm sure your next joke will show improvement and probably merit a star.
2007-07-16 23:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious 8/10
2016-05-20 00:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it,
What about....................
A man stood a burning deck
His pockets fulls of crackers
One fell down his trouser leg
And blew off both his knackers!
2007-07-16 22:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a burning star for u!!!!
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
2007-07-16 22:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it wasn't really that funny when Bernard Manning said it on telly the other night either.
2007-07-16 22:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funnier when Bernard Manning says it.
2007-07-17 00:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the good looking Priest who got fired? He made all the nuns give up their habits.
:)
2007-07-16 22:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know what his "b*ll*cks". were. Therefore, I cannot answer the question. Could you be more specific?
2007-07-16 22:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Boomer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a limerick, not a joke. It's not bad, but it doesn't deserve a star.
2007-07-16 22:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
erm....i think the jokes posted by the people who answered your question are much more funnier than yours cos i totally don't get your joke ('~')
2007-07-16 22:57:32 · answer #11 · answered by Kizheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋