and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to takecare of first, the truck, the car, or Yahoo -always something I thought more important to do. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I
found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. Iwas gone only a few minutes when I came out again and handed her atoothbrush.I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway......
"The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!!!
2007-07-16 21:53:55 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
altered.. i don't have a limp
2007-07-16 21:54:28 · update #1
True story?? You sure that happened to someone??
Anyway,great joke!
2007-07-16 21:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
that's cute!!!
Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
2007-07-16 22:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 00:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the moral quotation....keep em comin
2007-07-16 22:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by minerhea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha You get a star for that one! Go Mrs Barbarian!
2007-07-16 21:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah funny & good & hahah one person is always right & the other is the husband lol :)
2007-07-16 22:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck.
2007-07-16 22:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-16 21:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋