"To Whom It May Concern:
"Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity, in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible."
Delivered a short time later:
"That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote
the letter sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only
every other line."
2007-07-16 21:20:55 · 13 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.
2007-07-16 21:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Heather 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it took me a few min to read every other line but i got it. and i have an empolyee here where i work named BOB and boy does every ohter line fit him to a tee. i should print this out and put in my genearl managers mail box lmao!
2007-07-17 04:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob should take over your job. He has all that perhaps you do not have.
2007-07-17 10:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by hwa g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie. A star for you!
2007-07-17 07:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny sh$t
2007-07-17 04:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Eddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...it doesn't take any genius...thx...
One question...why Bob? Lol....
2007-07-17 04:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit hard to read.... interesting,though..
2007-07-22 22:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that's a really smart one!
love it!
xx
2007-07-22 21:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Definitely worth a Star!!!
2007-07-17 04:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-22 23:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋