A prospector goes into a saloon after 6 months of prospecting. He buys a bottle of whiskey, looks around and asks the bartender, where are the women? The bartender says they ain't made it this far west yet, but we got Ole Joe in the back room. The prospector jumps up and yells, I don't go for that and leaves. The prospector returns after 6 more months and buys a bottle of whiskey. He drinks half of it and starts looking for the women. He asks the bartender, have the women made it this far yet? The bartender says, no but we still got Ole Joe in the back room. The prospector says, just say I was to go in the back room with Ole Joe, how many people would have to know? The bartender says 5. The prospector says why 5? Bartender says, well there you, me and Ole Joe of course and two other fellows. Prospector asks, why two other fellows? Bartender says to hold Ole Joe down, he don't go for that either.
2007-07-16 21:13:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-07-16 21:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by wwe fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 07:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best COOKED UP joke read after a long time!!
Three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".
The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sweetie".
The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the milk, Dumb cow".
2007-07-17 04:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
good
2007-07-17 05:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That is so Yucky! But fuken funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-17 04:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
2007-07-17 04:21:46 · answer #6 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get that joke but its good, i will keep thinking about it...................................... i got it lol
2007-07-17 04:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by cutie chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋