Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"
2007-07-16 20:18:45 · 12 answers · asked by Britain K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes it is my created joke, a few friends helped me.
2007-07-16 20:26:17 · update #1
IF YOU HAVE ONE, PLEASE SHARE IT.
2007-07-16 20:27:44 · update #2
IF YOU LIKED IT, STAR IT
2007-07-16 20:27:59 · update #3
Oh that is good. Why is it that when women are playing around, they seems to play with uncles? I have a few jokes but I 'll leave them out for now . It's too early in the day. And good morning to you . I'm in Britain too.haha.8 stars.
2007-07-16 20:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the ratings but it was really funny. The fun is in the ending part. I really enjoyed reading it. Is it your self created joke? If yes, then good job.
2007-07-16 20:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by cdieoxide 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nine/10 for yours, hahaha.! A little lady and her mom have been out and approximately. Out of the blue, the woman requested her mom, "Mommy, How ancient are you?" The mom spoke back, "Honey, ladies do not speak approximately their age. You'll be taught this as you grow older." The lady then requested, "Mommy, how so much do you weigh?" Her mom spoke back once more, "That's an extra factor ladies do not speak approximately. You'll be taught this, too, as you develop up." The lady, nonetheless short of to grasp approximately her mom, then fired off an extra query, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy break up?" The mom, a bit frustrated by means of the questions, spoke back, "Honey, that's a field that hurts me very so much, and I do not wish to speak approximately it now." The little lady, annoyed, sulked till she used to be dropped off at a buddy's apartment to play. She consulted along with her female friend approximately her and her mom's dialog. The female friend stated, "All you must do is sneak a appear at your mom's driving force's license. It's only a like a file card from university. It tells you the whole thing." Later, the little lady and her mom have been out and approximately once more. The little lady began off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I understand how ancient you're. I understand how ancient you're. You're 32 years ancient." The mom used to be very surprised. She requested, "Sweetheart, how have you learnt that?" The little lady shrugged and stated, "I simply recognize. And I understand how so much you weigh. You weigh one hundred thirty kilos." "Where did you be taught that?" The little lady stated, "I simply recognize. And I recognize why you and Daddy acquired a divorce. You acquired an 'F' in intercourse."
2016-09-05 14:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by magdefrau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome 5 stars
2007-07-16 20:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your created joke???
I don't think so, this one has been told over and over again for the past few months by different people.
Its still good though
2007-07-16 21:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i liked it. OK you get a star.
2007-07-16 20:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by iceman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...haha...5 stars!!
2007-07-16 20:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by meemo :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 10/10
2007-07-16 20:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my GOD u deserve a star. i am still rotflol. i swear its the funniest ive heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heres a star. its kinda unbelievable u made it but maybe!! here goes.....
2007-07-16 21:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont lie, this joke isnt yours! It has been here for ages.
2007-07-16 21:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋