President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!!!"
2007-07-16 18:09:24 · 12 answers · asked by Naruto #1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it!!
2007-07-16 18:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this b4 somewhere but it never gets old
i wil giv u a str
2007-07-16 18:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by xx2GOOD4Uxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another winner.
2007-07-16 18:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it a LOT of times but still funny.
2007-07-16 21:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give it a 8/10 ... not too bad
2007-07-16 18:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by twid392™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um I chuckled, it was allright
2007-07-16 18:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL LMAO LOL
2007-07-16 18:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nunya B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-16 19:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!
2007-07-16 18:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha!
omg
STAR!
2007-07-16 18:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋