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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

2007-07-16 18:07:29 · 14 answers · asked by Naruto #1 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Sadly Accurate.

2007-07-16 18:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 0 0

That was a good one! BUT REALLY- Who are Einstein and Picasso? LOL

2007-07-16 18:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by phil W 3 · 0 0

LOL funny, and I like Bush.

2007-07-16 18:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0 0

LOL that's hilarious here's a star

2007-07-16 18:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ahaha
that is hilarious!
u really like the bush jokes huh???
lol

2007-07-16 18:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by shanaynay j 3 · 0 0

Pretty Good!

2007-07-16 18:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Big time...but after all he have done...he went to heaven? Ummmmmmm.....

2007-07-16 18:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0 0

LOL! I starred you. Very funny.

2007-07-16 18:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha. now that's funny.

2007-07-16 18:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol... really funny

2007-07-17 01:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by ****Janina_Be_Rockin 3 · 0 0

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