A beautiful and busty blonde was driving the Utah State Highway doing 130mph when she was pulled over by a Utah State Trooper. She adjusted her top leaned out of her corvette and as the trooper came alongside she said "I suppose this is where you try to sell me tickets to the Troopers Ball." To which the Trooper repplied "Mam Utah State Troopers Don't have Balls" the Trooper closed his pad and left.
2007-07-16 17:52:59 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
comming from a natural blonde.... its about time someone was throwing out the usual "blondes are dumb" jokes! the worst one yet has to be "a blonde was sitting in the hairdressers with her personal stereo on, the hairdresser asked her to take it off so he could cut her hair, she replied "no, ill die if i take it off", so the manager came and asked her again & again she replied "ill die if i take it off", one of the other customers was getting annoyed by this blondes arrogance, so pulled her earphones out and she died within a few seconds. The hairdresser listened to what was playing... "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."
I HATE the way people determin us all because of our hair colour!!
2007-07-16 18:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Venomous Doll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
2007-07-17 02:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. That must make them Eunuch Troopers instead!!
2007-07-17 03:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's about time.
2007-07-17 00:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-17 11:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Jim :))
2007-07-17 12:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've turned blonde (not naturally) and I'm PROUD!!!
:)
2007-07-17 04:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know they didn't have balls!! HA!HA!HA! He said it so it must be true!! HA!HA!HA! Good one!!
2007-07-17 11:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-17 07:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love your pink ears
2007-07-17 03:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋