An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
The small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the
person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss
asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: "Me."
2007-07-16 16:48:41 · 11 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG; ILMAS... literally. finally, something funny. thank you So0o0o0o0o much for that laugh. im giving you a star for that. good for you! keep up the good work :)
2007-07-16 16:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's nice!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-17 00:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by MOVED! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gawsh that little person is a troublemaker!! They sound cute though!!
2007-07-16 23:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, I loved it then, and still do.
2007-07-17 00:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF U HEARD THAT IN REALL LIFE WILL REALLY BE CREEPED OUT.....BUT ITS FUNNY LOLZ...NOT DAT FUNNY ITS ALRIGHT
2007-07-17 00:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was truly great !
2007-07-17 01:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha STAR
2007-07-17 00:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice. that one is good
2007-07-17 00:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by sinful rev 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHHHH That little devil boy..LOL
2007-07-17 00:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahaa!! thats why!!!!
2007-07-17 00:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by cutekagome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋