Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy
her sexual urges. Her name is Paris . You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . you started it."
2007-07-16 15:34:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! (I've put this one out here before.....It's from Willie Nelson's book) A duck walks into a bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says, "No" & the duck walks out. The next day, the duck walks into the bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says, "NO!" The third day the duck walks into the bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says, " I told you yesterday & the day before that I don't have any grapes! If you ask me again tomorrow, I'll nail your feet to the bar!" The next day the duck comes in & asks the bartender, " Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says "Do you have any grapes?" (I love that joke, silly, but funny)
2007-07-16 16:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved this story; sounds like what I'm looking for. It's something like my mother used to call a pipe dream. Berta
2007-07-17 10:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by berta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-hahaha
2007-07-16 22:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by alnaturalangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! Keep 'em comin
2007-07-16 23:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one......Thanks for sharing. I needed a laugh.
2007-07-17 13:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by ivana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That lady is messed up!! Funny joke though!!
2007-07-16 22:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one.
2007-07-16 22:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is hilarious.Loved every bit of it.
2007-07-17 10:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by heartywalk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but i heard it before
2007-07-16 22:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....I should forward this....thanx!
2007-07-16 22:46:04 · answer #10 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋