A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
A bum came up to me saying, "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"
Another bum told me, "I haven't tasted food all week." I told him, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same!"
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
2007-07-16 15:00:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Take my wife........PLEASE!" I was dating a man who was going to Youngman's barmitzva. I didn't believe him because Youngman was 64-65 at the time. Then I heard it on the news! I kicked myself in the butt! I could have been there!
2007-07-16 15:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman:
Why are Jewish Divorces so expensive?
A: Because they are Worth it!
2007-07-16 15:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one was kinda funny.....and the dead man in doc. office one was kinda funny tooo
2007-07-16 15:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Emma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good.. people have there different tatstes in jokes... some may or may not find it amusing.. some were good for me others were dull but if u like them then thats cool
2007-07-16 15:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by <3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones! lol!
2007-07-16 15:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one!
2007-07-16 15:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, fuuunnnny! :D
I really like 4th one.
2007-07-16 15:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!! 10/10
2007-07-16 15:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by bluemoon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess its alright, not Dane Cook but alright. "WHOOOOOPER!!!"
2007-07-16 15:12:06 · answer #9 · answered by treeofwisdom7 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
2007-07-16 15:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by xX_0o_Xx 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋