it was the first day for surinder on his job as a train driver, and the journey was going fine......all of a sudden the train swerved into the fields and then got back onto the track....no one was injured but the conductor and passengers were very confused and shaken up as to what had happened. upon arrival at the station, the conductor told the manager what had happened. the manager said to surinder why did u do this. surinder replied, there was a man standing in the middle of the track trying to kill himself. the manager said so u endangered a whole trainful of lives for one man, you should have just run him over. to this surinder replied, i did, but the bastard ran into the fields.......lol
2007-07-16 14:27:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if u ran him over how did he run into the fields?????????????????
2007-07-16 14:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
All are good jokes. One from me. Santa ki wife nd doodh peene ke baad, 4 Aam Khaye aur jor jor se hilne lagi. Santa : Itna Hil Kyon rahi Hai. Wife : Roz Tum Doodh Peete Ho. Maine Socha ki Aaj Tumhe Mango Shake Pila Doon.
2016-04-01 07:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Betty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old joke, but why (apart from racism) is the subject an Indian? It has no bearing on the joke at all.
Shame on you
2007-07-16 19:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by michael e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-07-20 06:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tiggers Twin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny and cute. 8/10.
2007-07-16 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ish.. Although some people may now suggest that you're implying that all Asians are murderers or something..
2007-07-16 14:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Cute lol
2007-07-16 14:31:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHahahahaha, very funny!
2007-07-18 10:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-07-17 00:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nar thats a goodun.
2007-07-16 14:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-07-16 14:36:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋