(pointing at someone)hey you... yea you... come here. see what i did with one figure imagine what i can do with all 10.
2007-07-16 14:13:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, that one is pretty tacky. What I like are twists on completely corny ones, like "Where have I been all your life?" Make her laugh and you're halfway home.
2007-07-16 14:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do You Know Karate Because Your Body's Kicking!!
2007-07-16 21:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by CSI: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good but i got a better one.
Wanna see a trick i learnt in prison??
its funny when a 5 year old says it.
2007-07-16 21:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by Prepare for glory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is one... can I get your number? If you don't want to, just give me 6, I'll guess the 7th.
2007-07-16 21:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by joech_02 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea buddy
2007-07-16 21:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by ftm821 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would confuse me more than anything, it would start a conversation though...lol
2007-07-16 21:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, just corny
2007-07-16 21:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have worked better if you'd have said "finger" instead of "figure"
on second thought, no it won't
2007-07-16 21:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by T Leeves 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-16 22:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by CINDY G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*walk up 2 a girl*
he says: "can you hold something for me?"
she says: "what is it?"
you do: *put your hand in her hand*
2007-07-16 21:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋