englishman, scotchman, irishman, joke?

Question

englishman, scotchman, irishman, 600feet up on the scafolding of a sky scraper, and it was lunch time the englishman opened his lunch box looked inside and said cheese bloody cheese again thats every day this week if i get cheese tommorow i`me going to throw myself of the building, the scotsman the same here if iget cheese tommorow i will do the same, well paddy opened his lunch box he too had cheese sandwiches he said oim fed up with cheese as well i will do the same as you two, well the next day gordon oppened his lunch box it was cheese so he jumped off the building, jimmie oppened his lunch box urgh he said so he too jumped, paddy oppened his box be jeepers he said he also jumped , a week later at the funerals of the work mates, the english mans wife said if only gordon had have said i would have put something else on his sandwiches, well the scotchmans wife said exactly the same thing, well said the irish mans wife what i can`t understand is paddy always put his own sandwiches up

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 2

I have a better one:

englishman, scotchman, irishman, 600 Meters up on the scafolding of a sky scraper, and it was lunch time the englishman opened his lunch box looked inside and said cheese bloody cheese again thats every day this week if i get cheese tommorow i`me going to throw myself of the building, the scotsman the same here if iget cheese tommorow i will do the same, well paddy opened his lunch box he too had cheese sandwiches he said oim fed up with cheese as well i will do the same as you two, well the next day gordon oppened his lunch box it was cheese so he jumped off the building, jimmie oppened his lunch box urgh he said so he too jumped, paddy oppened his box be jeepers he said he also jumped , a week later at the funerals of the work mates, the english mans wife said if only gordon had have said i would have put something else on his sandwiches, well the scotchmans wife said exactly the same thing, well said the irish mans wife what i can`t understand is paddy always put his own sandwiches up

Answer 3

An englishman, a scotchman, and a irishman enter a bar and all order a beer. But every beer has a fly in it. The englishman, discusted tells the waiter to take it back. The scotchman simply picks the fly out and drinks the beer. The irishman, outraged screams at the fly "SPIT IT OUT YOU!!!!!"

Answer 4

heres a funny one, but yours is funny too!

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"

Answer 5

it was only to be expected that irishmen wouldn't take all of our jokes lying down. scarcely had the echoes of the last irishman joke died away when the counter-attack began. nobody was spared and the irishman as usual had the last laugh........ what do you call an intelligent englishman? Lucky

Answer 6

If you read that out loud you'd suffocate cos there's nowhere to pause for breath!

:)

Answer 7

Like it lol hahahahaha

Answer 8

That's a good one! Star for you :)

Answer 9

ha ha ha

Answer 10

AHahahahaha, very funny!