Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f00k the cat."
2007-07-16 12:51:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor Dominique has to work for a living. If you earn so much how come you still live in a trailer park.
Make us laugh funny man. And by that laugh with you not at you.
Professional comedian kids party clown I think you will find
Weakest link comedy gold no I think you will find it’s just really old and worn out like your act
2007-07-17 03:44:38 · update #1
that was funny, star 4 u
2007-07-16 13:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by hippiegrl13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man your not funny one bit. I make thousands of dollars in the time it takes you to make 50! So shut your mouth.
(Me impersonating)You are the weakest link, good buy
Now that is comedy gold!
2007-07-16 21:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 19:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!didnt see that cumin!
2007-07-16 19:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by P.Y.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋