Police broke up a fight at a redneck wedding and the next day the two men were in court.
"Well" said the judge i'm disgusted tell me what happened",one of the men stands up and says "your honour in our community it is a custom that the best man always gets the first dance with the bride,so i was dancing with her when this man (pointing) ran over and kicked the lady right in the privates.
"My dear god,that must have hurt" says the judge "hurt" said the redneck he broke 3 of my fingers".
2007-07-16 12:48:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 12:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal
in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me "Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
West Virginia and Minnesota.
2007-07-24 08:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-07-18 21:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality! 11/10!
A big star for you! x
2007-07-16 21:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-20 22:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Yorkshire Born 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A case of all hands on deck !
2007-07-16 13:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the best yet!!
20/10! for sure!
star*
xx
2007-07-22 14:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was MEGA Funny!! 10/10
Me guts are killing me
2007-07-20 22:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Dance don't Finger ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-16 12:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny, that really happened to me!!!
2007-07-22 10:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by jsraburn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋