Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your
Honour. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honour. Why, Your Honour, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" That's when he yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the Foo king Son of a Witch!!
2007-07-16 12:38:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes Dominique the jokes real comedians tell have changed there funny
2007-07-17 03:49:28 · update #1
GOD! that was so funny!!! hahahahaha.....!!!!! my stomach ached!!! star 2 you lol!!!!
hahahahahahahah!!!!
2007-07-16 12:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I did this at my special last night, the jokes real comedians tell have to changed around to make it seem like it actually happened:
"...but I love cops, they have a good sence of humor. I always like to play this trick with them, whenever I get pulled over I just wait until he is right up near my trunk, then I pull up another twenty feet. He's debates on going back to his car, but hey it is 20 steps away, so he keeps on advancing my car. Just pull up another twenty feet and repeat. Then just take off, and he'll have a mile walk back to his car."
2007-07-16 14:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 03:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-07-16 12:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lady kinda sounds like a perv!
2007-07-16 12:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by P.Y.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job........add some more
2007-07-16 12:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋