My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI!
Yo mama is so fat she could be the eighth continent.
2007-07-16 12:23:43 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thx i really needed a laugh
2007-07-16 12:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the blonde 1 I've never heard it b4.
-Thnx
2007-07-16 13:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by hippiegrl13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you forgot.....
Yo mama is so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook... lol
2007-07-16 12:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones! lol!
2007-07-16 12:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the first one
2007-07-16 12:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda' funny!
2007-07-16 14:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww the grandpa joke is sad.. Buti like it. Sucks for the kid.
2007-07-16 12:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by BlahBlah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think they're funny!
2007-07-16 12:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's great thank you for that i really love the first one lol thanks your awesome!
2007-07-16 12:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! i like the blond joke best !!!!!! *^.^*
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2007-07-16 12:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋