Two women were in court for fighting the judge says "mrs smith could you describe what happened please" "well" said mrs smith "my neighbour who is not very bright went to the doctors and was told to do a urine test,she came to me that evening and asked what she had to do,i said pi$$ in a bottle",she replied "i'll sh~t in your hat if you don't tell me".
Then the fight started
2007-07-16 12:18:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's a new one. I've been roaming this site for quite a while now, and that one I haven't seen on here before.
Cool.
:)
2007-07-16 22:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These women committed a sex crime, and deserve the maximum punishment allowed. Then they should be forced to register in the national sex offender database. The fact that they're out on $200 cash bail at this moment shows how the system doesn't consider this crime serious at all. If this is treated as a joke and these women are not punished harshly as a deterrent, then what's to stop four men from tying up some cheating **** (a.k.a. "independent woman"), gluing her genitalia to her thighs and robbing her? I mean, they're just getting even and she deserves it, yeah?
2016-05-19 21:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious!!
2007-07-16 12:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Very Good.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Got to go for a Pi*** to, too much coffee.!!!
2007-07-16 12:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thts a funny 1!
2007-07-16 12:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-16 12:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many rounds did it go before she realised she was only taking the 'P' ?
2007-07-16 13:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. That's just taking the p1ss!!
:-)))
2007-07-16 12:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-16 12:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol new one for me
2007-07-16 12:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋