A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to raise their hands if they knew the correct sounds.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy.
She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose little Tyrone at the back of the class.
He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, mutha-f*cka!"
2007-07-16 12:04:12 · 18 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another Excellent joke Josey.!!!
Got as all laughing so 10/10.!!!
Now that's Funny - Thanks for a good laugh while working.!!!
2007-07-16 12:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish my dad would learn some manners
he has the manners of a pig
he is also a motha-f*cka" too
2007-07-24 03:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who cut your hair, Ray Charles?
2016-05-19 21:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cracking!! Have yourself a star
2007-07-23 08:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by Foxie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 12:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny , the pigs are the police !LOL!
2007-07-16 12:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by jccleath 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you put a policeman in a helicopter, pigs can fly!
:)
2007-07-16 22:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 18:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious lol!!!
2007-07-24 07:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by amy c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it had a certain something!
2007-07-24 06:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋