salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back and says, "This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!" The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the red neck asks, "What's that noise?
2007-07-16 11:29:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha took me a second but i got that ;)
2007-07-16 11:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Smiley! Finally got my silly computer working again. I'm from Atlanta but have been in alabama for the past 5 years... needless to say i thouroughly enjoyed that joke! :)
2016-04-01 07:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One
2007-07-16 11:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by 4400 Fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he wanted a saw he would have paid less money but used the same amount of energy. Maybe less as they aren't so heavy.
:)
2007-07-16 23:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 12:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-07-18 21:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sales man seent him to chain saw department, and the STILL, cost to much so he sent him over to the fat ladys house , and ohlala, he forgot about the trees,,,
2007-07-16 15:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not an actual joke, but an incredible simulation.
2007-07-16 11:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by ana2rosa2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny, but I think you have it backwards, rednecks may not be very bright but most of them know how to use a chainsaw, its city folk that may get confused.
2007-07-16 11:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is sooo funny. He didnt start it right!!! funny
2007-07-16 11:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋