A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She finds him sitting at the dining room table. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up,
"Do you remember 40 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?"
"I remember." says the wife.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in my face and said, ''Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 40 years?'"
"I remember" she says softly.
He wipes another tear and says "I would have gotten out today".
2007-07-16 11:09:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he ...........Very funny!
2007-07-16 21:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by ruchika d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess HE wanted to be the bride instead of his wife... Either way he comes out a married man...ha,ha,ha
2007-07-16 11:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 14:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already heard this one but its still good. and i think the joke goes that she was underaged and not 18. but have a star anyway
2007-07-16 11:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for the pick me up!
2007-07-16 11:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. You are on a roll.
2007-07-16 11:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by samatroy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was supposed to be funny! HA HA HA!!! LMAO
2007-07-16 11:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok then? i dont know what to think... Oh wait soo sad!
2007-07-16 11:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Dyllan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ah ha awsome man that was funny ha ha ha ha i love it you rock
2007-07-17 10:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my gosh! means he regreted that he marry his wife!
2007-07-16 11:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-07-16 15:02:23 · answer #11 · answered by Curly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋