A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. Believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
2007-07-16 11:00:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..thats a protective grandma. nice joke prashant
2007-07-16 11:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleeping pills can be used only if prescribed by the doctor, since he shall check ur age, health conditions and requirement of the power of the sleeping pills... I too got from the doctor's advice rather than across the counter at the medical shop.. He asked me not to continue after 10-20 days.. Since i might get addicted to it.. So Jus go to ur doctor.... All will be fine
2016-05-19 04:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-07-16 11:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Greg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 15:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is funny love it he he he he wow i think i better pour my own juice in the morning know lol jk but really that is funny i love it you r awsome
2007-07-17 11:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That's funny!
2007-07-16 11:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kim B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. More mothers should do that.
2007-07-16 11:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by samatroy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma knows best...
2007-07-16 12:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-07-16 11:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2007-07-16 11:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Krys♫tina M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋