One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, “There comes the jerk with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”
Her friend promptly replied, “Don't you have a vase?”
2007-07-16 10:53:25 · 13 answers · asked by Mooey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PLEASE DONT REPORT THIS!!!
2007-07-16 10:58:17 · update #1
DIRTY...but very funny. I'll be telling this at the next party. Thanks.
2007-07-16 10:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by wishtodream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny and it got a giggle.Question for you. Since we have kids who look on this site and can read was it appropriate. Now you will have them going back to school telling this joke and getting in trouble. You should be ashamed.jk
2007-07-16 10:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by debbie f 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-16 14:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2016-05-19 04:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up. Don't let you're kids on the internet... They don't need to be tryin' to get people to do their homework on yahoo answers anyway...
2007-07-16 12:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-07-16 11:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwa ha ha ha hahah aha ha!! hee hee heh ee hee hee... that's terrible but good.. more!!!
2007-07-16 10:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad, but funny
2007-07-16 10:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Greg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew ew ew lol its dirty but funny:P...
star for you!! im telling this to my friends theyre gonna b in splits:)
2007-07-16 10:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by eatdungumbridge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-07-16 10:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by stinger_4202 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋