A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
2007-07-16 10:52:50 · 34 answers · asked by Ask_Elvis 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pariah - i am THE elvis ..and yes I have been on steves radio prog quite regularly ;)
2007-07-23 07:52:33 · update #1
lol quite good! I like jokes that don't need to be dirty thanks alot for sharing that with us! !!! lol
2007-07-22 09:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by The G* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my life, I reckon the fella has a bad head by now where she hit him!
10/10 + * for the laughs!
2007-07-23 06:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you the ask elvis from steve wrights afternoon show on radio 2...
2007-07-22 07:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well worth 10/10. I really like this one !!
2007-07-20 22:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Foxie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elvis is a legend. Good joke.
2007-07-16 10:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUCKED UP JOKE. I HATED THI JOKE! Nevere tell this again.
This is what I would've said if i hated this joke, But I LOVE this Joke 10/10.
2007-07-22 11:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by Home Dogg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-07-20 06:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Tiggers Twin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG yeah! Thats hilarious!
2007-07-16 10:56:51 · answer #8 · answered by KeeWee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 14:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-20 22:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by Yorkshire Born 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Elvis.!!!
10/10 for the pain ha ha.!!!
2007-07-16 10:57:53 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋