During an auction, a man's eye caught the most beautiful parrot he had ever seen. Determined to have the bird, he began bidding.
Each time he bid, someone out bid him. Higher and higher the bidding went until, finally, he won the bird.
As he was paying the auctioneer for the parrot, he commented, "I certainly hope this parrot can talk. After what I'm paying for him, I would hate to find out that he can't."
"Talk? Don't you worry sir, he can talk," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
2007-07-16 10:46:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
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A man had a parrot for a long time but one day it began tearing up his cage, screaming 24 hours a day.
The owner finally had enough. He stopped at a pet store and told the owner his woes.
The owner asked, "How long have you had the bird?"
"About ten years."
Have you ever had him with a female?"
"No."
"Well, hell, man, that's your problem. I have a female here. Bring him in."
The man brought in his parrot.
"This'll cost you twenty five dollars."
"OK, anything to stop him screaming."
They put the parrot in a cage with the female, covered the cage for privacy, then sat down with a cup of coffee.
Sheesh, suddenly they heard screaming and racket like they were killing each other.
They rushed to the cage, threw off the cover and the male was on top of the female, screaming, and pulling feathers like crazy.
"For twenty five dollars, I want you naked.......naked."
2007-07-16 10:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2007-07-16 17:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, smart parrot.
2007-07-16 17:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 21:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The parrot? lol that was good. I didn't expect the end. * : )
2007-07-16 17:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol he he he he he he he he he lol i love it that is funny you most definatily get a star for that one you deserve it lol ha ha ha you rock
2007-07-17 18:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as anything.
2007-07-16 17:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-07-16 17:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by *Heather* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was unexpected!! Hilarious!!!
2007-07-16 17:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a African grey
2014-07-02 19:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Puppylove 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋