A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.
The young punk has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man stares at the young punk as the bus travels across the city.
Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells, "What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot... I thought you might be my son."
please dont report!!
2007-07-16 10:35:03 · 12 answers · asked by Mooey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i've never seen it before!
2007-07-16 10:39:33 · update #1
HAHA I loved it
*sTaR*
(I haven't seen it either)
2007-07-16 10:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best
2007-07-16 10:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny to me
hahaha!
star 4 u
2007-07-16 10:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegrl13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this joke 5 times here
2007-07-16 10:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bit of bathroom humour is a great way to start the day.
2016-04-01 07:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Eva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a real funny one!
2007-07-16 12:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kool
2007-07-16 10:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oo ahahaha i get it lol :]]
2007-07-16 10:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by miggy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt laugh... sry
2007-07-16 10:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by E 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-07-16 10:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋