The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, and lets him cross the border.
The next day, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bike.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year. Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard runs into him in a Cantina in Mexico. Guard asks, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan says, "Bikes".
2007-07-16 10:30:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha love it you rock that joke was really funny star for you lol
2007-07-17 11:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 13:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!!
2007-07-16 10:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by january 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes!!
Actually, that happens to me quite a lot, and I am glad I am not the only one.
2007-07-16 10:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats strange but funny lol i thought he had drugs like in the bike or something......... :)
2016-05-19 04:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by caprice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one i heard today!! star 4 u.
2007-07-16 10:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2007-07-16 10:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by willplayrequests 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that's cute
one star for you.
2007-07-16 10:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke it's hilarious. that kid is smart.
2007-07-16 10:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by samatroy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.....that's funny!
2007-07-16 11:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Shel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋