A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?"
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "what was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
2007-07-16 09:25:32 · 22 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know what you are asking...but this joke is hilarious! I love it!
2007-07-16 09:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LMAO!
Well now, Mrs Ed is a bit skanky
First time Ive read this joke, you get a star ;)
2007-07-24 06:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's good, I need an iron skillet just incase!
2007-07-23 18:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by retrobaby77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 14:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah.
2007-07-16 09:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe...sad sad sad man hope the horse won that day..because seems like it will be last winning he gets for a while!
2007-07-23 22:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by roses_are_black 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Still merits a star!!!
2007-07-16 09:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No that is getting your paying your butt back wife.
2007-07-23 14:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I didn't hear this one before!
2007-07-16 09:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Snowflake 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it and love it!!
lol
2007-07-16 09:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-16 10:57:19 · answer #11 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋