Q. Wots the didderence between a Social Worker and a Rotweiler?
A. You have a better chance of getting your child back from a Rotweiler.
2007-07-16 08:42:42 · 18 answers · asked by ronald8826 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive starred this one ron lol
2007-07-17 04:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by smirdy_smird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
2007-07-16 15:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite the bad press, I think Rottweilers are less likely to go near your kids in the first place.
:)
2007-07-17 06:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as nelson says ha-ha
2007-07-16 15:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by ellsea m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-07-16 15:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by ☆Zestee☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh--cruel humor!!!
2007-07-16 15:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by kathleen m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats pish
2007-07-16 15:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by dollyo7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More truth then joke.
2007-07-16 15:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really true not really a joke
2007-07-16 23:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by carlinda l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-07-16 15:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by BluhBluh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋