What have you learned by hanging around the NASCAR section of Y/A!?

Question

I've learned HMS sucks, Jr is Jesus, his dad is God, and Juan Pablo eats only tacos.


What have you learned from Y/A?




p.s. I hope I don't have to explain what sarcasm is.......

Answer 1

I learned what that little flag under the answers is for. :)

Answer 2

This list of what i have learned is endless...

first i learned i am a ***** and since reviewing the facts i do agree.

HMS sucks
Junior sucks just as much
Stewart likes the fetal position best
Hendrick is a felon
The Busch brothers both suck almost as much as HMS and Jr but half as much as RCR
Learned a lot more then i wanted about which driver is dating whom and who is gay
Junior should drive the tampax car
being caught cheating and not passing inspections doesnt mean a driver cheated if your talking to a fan
If you speak badly about RCR driving fast 31 will knock ya down a bunch of pegs (and we honestly do appreciate that)
Greg Biffle looks like an animated sloth
Jimmie Johnson tries to kiss other drivers in photographs
Stewart is 4'3 and 365 pounds
Junior grows and shrinks 2 inches depending on the fan and day
Although i think a bright pink car would be cool a lot of men don't
We are all racist
None of us are actually educated
we are all good ole' white boys ... someone should explain that to my OB/GYN btw
Nascar isnt a sport
If you race your car on a public street you can claim to be an athlete



I know a missed a bunch of important lessons but this is all i can remember atm.

Oh yeah and i just learned David B cant possibly be a true nascar fan cause his fridge is in his kitchen and his parents were married to each other.

Answer 3

I've learned that F1 people only have 2 pages of questions on their page and we have 9. No wonder they are pissed off and come here to start crap. We have way more fans.

I've learned that there are some "educationally challenged" people in the world. I've known that, just found a bunch more.

I've learned that many fans follow their driver blindly as far as rivalries and defending their actions.

I've learned also that many fans also have the ability to call their own driver stupid.

I've had the idea that NASCAR is a great sport reaffirmed many times when I read questions here. And the fans act like a big family.

Answer 4

I've learned that I really like this y/a nascar board, it's fun to read all the posts.

I've learned to not bash someones driver, even if I don't like them.

I've learned that even if I give an honest answer I still get a thumbs down. but that's okay with me. It's all good.

I've learned that some of you guys are flat out hilarious, you make me laugh when I've had a bad day. (seriously!)

I've learned that everyone on here is passionate about their driver.

Overall, I've learned that I like this place =)

Answer 5

I've learned that Davie B usually picks and uses all the best words and descriptions......so what he said...I AGREE !

I also learned there are a lot of people on here that thrive on being rude..nasty..and bashing drivers and teams.
I've learned there is a lot of immaturity too.

but..I've also learned..there are a lot of fans on her that are truly interested in NASCAR and have good questions and good answers and enjoy communicating with other NASCAR fans.

I've also learned ...trolls are about!


FREE THE EIGHT ! DRIVE FOR FIVE !!

Keep it up RCR Way to go Smoke!

LET'S GO CHEVY RACIN!!

btw: we know what sarcasm is..we just responded to it!

Answer 6

Let's see what I've learned.
That despite being born and raised in New Jersey with parents born in Brooklyn and the Bronx, I'm a stump dumb, rebel flag flying, beer drinking redneck because I'm a NASCAR and Dale Jr. fan.
That despite being able to read since I was three and reading Herman Wouk in second grade, and able to read college level in seventh grade, I'm illiterate also. Because I watch NASCAR.
That I drink a 12 pack daily(s**t I don't drink a 12 pack in a year).
Yeah I guess I learned a few things.

Answer 7

l've learned that NASCAR and SUV's waste gasoline.
that Dale Jr is beer and BBQ and Jeff Gordon is wine and cheese
that Chevy, Dodge or Ford rules...
that no matter who your favorite driver is, everybody wants to see DJ race the truck
that everybody misses BP
that everybody loves/hates DW
that a large portion of the non-racing public has major concerns about how drivers pee during a race
that in-car commentary during a race don't work so good
that all races should be at Daytona or Infineon
But the most important thing l've learned is that 90% of the people on here are real NASCAR fans!!!

Answer 8

I have learned that there are a lot of passionate Nascar fans out there who can connect on here. I have also learned that the tr0lls are here to make us miserable. I have also learned that i give in to my impulse to respond to stupid questions when I shouldn't. But above all, I have learned that there ARE a LOT of GREAT people with knowledge and spirit on here that love NASCAR that are really worth knowing. Thanks for asking...good question(this is not sarcasm).

Go Jr.>>>>

Answer 9

Hmmmm... well, so far I've learned that I'm supposed to be a beer-drinking, wife-beating redneck and that my refrigerator is probably on my front porch. I spend my time watching something that is not a sport and requires no talent whatsoever. Yes... I also learned that J.P. Montoya eats nothing but tacos.
Well... I don't drink, I don't have a wife and my fridge is in the kitchen. I don't care what J.P. Montoya eats and I think stock car racing is every bit as much a sport as say...golf.
I'm a redneck by choice. Redneck with a Master's Degree, and my parents were actually married. I don't have a snuff can ring worn into the back pocket of my wranglers.

Answer 10

I have learned that I can always count on the Nascar section for a good laugh. There's always some funny answers on here. After a long day, I look forward to reading them.

Answer 11

I've learned the difference between the true fans and the trolls who just like to stir things up. I've learned that Drivinfast31's favorite driver is Jeff Burton, and that a LOT of people idolize Jeff Gordon (that wasn't anything new to me, lol).

I've also learned that a lot of times I come in here just to shoot the breeze, lol.