Legaly correct but utterly useless
2007-07-16 07:34:20 · 9 answers · asked by Scouse 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are not, of course, always legally correct. Why otherwise do they take sides !!!!
They never lose of course. They just don't always win.
Anyway, how would you know if a bloody roadkill was a moose or a lawyer? If it was a lawyer there would be no skid marks!!!!!!
2007-07-16 07:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hourly rate is £200 + VAT and the minimum I book to answer a question over the phone (or net) is 6 minutes, even if it only took 1 minute.
Now.. that took me 6 minutes to write.. so you're in debt already... so what's your question big boy?
2007-07-16 07:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by Narky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir....my hourly rate is £250 per hour, before I answer your question, may I ask are you a brother, I do a lower rate if so.
Now to your question, yes you have signed my terms and conditions....Sir you will loose....But it will take me many hours to prove that.
2007-07-17 23:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Lord, I object to the question put forward by my learned friend!!
2007-07-16 07:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another question l
2007-07-16 07:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a criminal defence lawyer and i have one thing to say about this joke
OBJECTION!!
LOL too many fans!!!! they are probably ppl ive managed to get a not guilty verdict for !
lol
2007-07-16 07:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by spongebobs biggest fan 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i agree with the last answer. objection sustained!
2007-07-16 07:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rammie18,
I find it difficult to beleive you are a lawyer. You have too many fans.....
BWAAAHAAAHAHAAAA
2007-07-16 07:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-07-16 07:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋