Luke 24:42 says: "And they gave him [Jesus] a piece of a broiled fish, and of a honeycomb. And he took it, and did eat before them."
If Jesus turned water into white wine, then he's OK, as white wine goes with fish. If he turned water into red wine, do you think those at the Last Supper were whispering to one another, "How uncouth"?
2007-07-16 06:02:21 · 14 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He probably hedged his bets and created a nice rose`.
2007-07-16 06:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by mikalina 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus turned the water into wine he was at a wedding and that the food is not only composed of fish but a variety.
2007-07-16 13:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by nesty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's well known that Jesus, first invented Jack Daniels, then turned the water into it. JD was originally called Jesus Christs until Mr. Daniels stole the recipe. The recipe, of course, is water and magic in equal amounts.
2007-07-16 13:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Last Supper was tacky until Jesus dried.
2007-07-16 13:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus had drank red wine with fish, we'd all be doing it also.
I follow Jesus.
2007-07-16 13:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
I always imagined it being red wine I suppose because red wine is what Catholics serve as communion in church. I wonder...
2007-07-16 13:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He might have been tacky after spending all day outside in the heat.
2007-07-16 13:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah- that robe was sooooo 1000 b.c.
2007-07-16 13:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by phrenitus 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you've got some good humor.
2007-07-16 13:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nice try 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he designed all of his chachkes, then yes. =0)
2007-07-16 13:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋