A man walks into a chemist, buys pack of condoms , then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms.
The next day, the man comes back to the shop, purchases another condom pack , and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a johnny, anyway
So he tells his assistant, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the guy is back. He buys a condom pack , starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his assistant to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the assistant comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The assistant replies "Your house."
2007-07-16 05:32:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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weird phrases, i guess you aint from around here are you boy?
chemist i dont know what they are called in other parts of the world but in the uk its where you get medicine, tablets, condoms all kinds of stuff for your health.
johnny = british slag for a condom
2007-07-16 06:43:12 · update #1
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Very funny! 100/100!
2007-07-16 05:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Sofia. <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2016-05-19 01:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke! the "weird" guy is sleeping with the pharm's wife!
but you used some rather odd phrases. "walks into a chemist", "buying a johnny", where are you from?
2007-07-16 05:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-07-16 05:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really sorry, but i really didn't get the joke.
i hope someone would explain it.
I'm just curious because a lot answered it is funny and
why did i not get it?
2007-07-16 05:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by puredelight45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok its an okay joke but i dnt get the ending hw and y does he go 2 the pharmasists house??
2007-07-16 05:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥zainab ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... Made me laugh... Have a star!
xx
2007-07-16 05:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie.
2007-07-16 06:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah heard it b4 but it still makes me laugh out loud
2007-07-16 11:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it raised a chuckle out of me!
2007-07-16 05:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by steffykins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. I got a chuckle out of it.
2007-07-16 05:38:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋