I need a LMAO joke, that I can tell my family! And my friends!
2007-07-16 05:06:43 · 4 answers · asked by Sofia. <3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and if so, tell me it!
2007-07-16 05:14:24 · update #1
Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
2007-07-16 15:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Priest was on his death bed. He requested that two of his friends come to his bedside before he passed. He asked for his banker and an attorney friend.
Wehn they arrived, they both asked why they had been summoned.
The priest asked that they both sit on his bed, one on each side.
"I have always lived my life for Christ", he said,
"and I have always wanted to die as He did".
"Between two thieves".
2007-07-16 12:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by ed 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, read the one about the Randy Rooster! That's major funny!!!!
2007-07-16 12:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would post it but the last time I did I got banned from Yahoo Answers....
2007-07-16 12:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋