A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is
open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a
bit
puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is
open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally
got
in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her...
When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door
open
did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said,"No,
no
I didn't. All I saw was a
disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
2007-07-16 05:05:04 · 20 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's pretty funny David
2007-07-16 14:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jaci { R.I.P. Casey } 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-19 01:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Gave you a star.
Here's one for you...
On the 16th hole of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.
Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life.....better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF!...she was gone.
After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, "Harry!... Harry!... where are you?"
Harry yells, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Fred screams back..... "DON'T SWING!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE!! DON'T SWING!!!"
2007-07-16 05:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a bad knock-off of a joke that I posted not too long ago...
2007-07-16 08:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. duffel bags, that's funny. hehehe
2007-07-20 10:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by redgrl322 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny.
2007-07-16 18:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by Just Brandon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one.
2007-07-16 07:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I think it was funny
2007-07-16 05:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it got a chuckle out of me.... have a star
2007-07-16 05:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Alexi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa pretty funnyyy
2007-07-16 05:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋