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Whats the funniest joke you ever herd?
2007-07-16 03:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
2007-07-16 04:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by vortex 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Source: Gerard Butler on Jay Leno while he was promoting a movie. It was two years ago or something I think.
2007-07-16 12:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face." The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers." The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"
2007-07-18 02:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
....the funniest joke, well i dont have a funniest, but my favorite joke is why didnt the man die while he drank poison in the living room? cuz it was the LIVING room!
2007-07-17 18:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by jessica29406 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Johnny Go-Deeper went to Lake view Elementary. It was recess . Johnny didn't want to go out.
Johnny: Teacher, will you take of your shirt?
Teacher: No.
Johnny:Then I'll tell my my mommy, tell my daddy tell the Principle You'll get fired."
Teacher: Okay
Johnny: teacher will you take off your skirt?
Teacher: No
Johnny: Then I'll tell my my mommy, tell my daddy tell the Principle You'll get fired.
Teacher: Alright
Johnny: Teacher will you take off you underwear?
Teacher: No
Johnny:Then I'll tell my my mommy, tell my daddy tell the Principle You'll get fired.
Teacher: Okay
Johnny: Teacher Can I get on top of you?
Teacher: No
Johnny:Then I'll tell my my mommy, tell my daddy tell the Principle You'll get fired.
Teacher : Okay
So Johnny got on top of her then the students came in They all yelled "Johnny Go-Deeper!"
Then The principal came in to see what all the noise was about. He yelled "Johnny Go-Deeper!" Then The Super-Intendant came in and Yelled " Johnny Go-Deeper!" then Johnny said " I cant I'm Stuck!"
2007-07-16 11:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mz. Jennicat 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whats pink and hard?
....a pig with a gun...
Sorry that was really bad but I just heard it, first thing to come into my head...
2007-07-16 10:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I need the points dude this is not a joke
2007-07-16 10:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q. What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
A. Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
2007-07-16 10:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why should i just give u my joke? huh. so you could use it as your own. i dont think so sir. >(
2007-07-17 23:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by be$kie$-the $leepy angel aka jack! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
many
2007-07-16 11:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Manz 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋