A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
2007-07-16 03:10:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-16 05:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! I'll have to pass that one along!
2007-07-16 14:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa LoL HaHa
2007-07-16 14:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol
2007-07-16 12:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tats sooooo cool..!! i give u 10/10....
2007-07-16 10:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by 007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that is awesome ( : star for you!
2007-07-16 10:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by happily married ( : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was great.
2007-07-16 10:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah! too too funny.
2007-07-16 10:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! damn that was funny! :P
2007-07-16 10:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Durossndamaken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAA!
2007-07-16 10:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋